Sunday, May 31, 2026

Make it happen.

Turns out money actually doesn’t grow on trees.
Maybe you can shake it, though.

Pay attention, Class.

Oooh
 I can feel the boys at Langley’s palms getting sweaty now.

Focus on this



Well Gosh.

There’s a few of you on the inside who are awfully mopey emo boys. You’re welcome-  I’m flattered, I guess! 

I start fires, they burn and they burn and I let them out with a dark touch and then I burn them again and I open the portal and I let them in and all is well in the world
and then I sniff the fire out with two hands.

Don’t you worry, pal. It’s not so mopey now.

๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ•ณ️

And when I say a bigger boat, I mean gargantuan.

 


Monday, May 18, 2026