Eric B. & Rakim - Follow The Leader

He lives within 5 or 10 miles of this. Whether it's NESW or below, I don't know. But there's an underground something or other there located under the flower shop (and nearby the ever-so convenient country club/golf course, they lovvvvveeeeee those golf courses, don't they?) that needs to be, ah, "excavated". Or drained. Like a swamp. 

Like I said,                                                 JOIN, OR DIE:





Hey DOUG, what's up, DOUG, you DOUG your grave yet, DOUG???



Here's what's going on:



- raised in an underground facility



- Chief torturer



- 35 yrs. young (but not for much longer!)



- Astrological sign is Gemini



- Pahrump, NV



- Works for DOE, NSA, CIA simultaneously



- DOES NOT know difference between right and wrong



- Chief of biological "radionics" (psionics squad).



- They're comin' for ya, Doug!