"I really think I would benefit from a reading from her but.... (biting of knuckles, sweaty brow, pacing) I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN AFFORD IT.
(Or, conversely: MAYBE SHE'S NOT RIGHT FOR ME.
Or: HOW DO I KNOW IF SHE'S THE REAL DEAL.)
Let me put your fears to rest. I am the real deal, and for those whom I deign an energetic match, I can and will deliver the goods. Specifically for someone who thinks they would benefit from my work.
For someone who absolutely thinks I won't be able to help them and energetically has their arms held tightly against their chest the whole time who don't, can't, or won't let me in, nothing I say or do will do anything to solve their very unique problem for them. Because they either can't, won't, or don't want me to give them insight. But even with those types I have been able to help them sometimes, in spite of their incredulity.
To those who think I charge an exorbitant fee, I would say this: You get what you pay for. And if you think I am going to change your life for the better, no amount I charge will be enough.
If someone wants to dole out free advice, that's their choice. But... you and I know what unwanted and free opinions are like. Everyone's got one. Just so you know, I don't do "opinions". I just give you what I am getting energetically and help you come to a better decision. I don't console random people for a reason because I don't go where I'm not wanted.
If a person claims they are psychic and are accosting people because they think they are "helping" them, regardless of whether or not the person wants to be helped, there might actually be something wrong with that "psychic" and you as a consumer might want to consider how discerning and accurate that person's services are in the first place.
And of course if you want to solve the problem or issue on your own that no one else has been able to help you with at all and you think you can still tackle it, allow me the following analogy:
In theory you COULD cut your own hair, but... we all know how that tends to work out. Not pretty.
Stop with the sweaty palms already and hire me. I'm a real person, not a talking head spouting off new age pablum about "change begins with you". I mean, IT DOES, but that's beside the point. I don't stop at "Change begins with you". I give you real solutions: I get into detail about what change specifically is needed as well as some change that might happen in the future that has nothing to do with you necessarily, but happens anyway. It can be offered as a heads up warning to save you tons of money and unnecessary pain and hassles in the long run, or as a delightful heads up of what's to come.
Either way it's a good thing. What you choose to do with that information is up to you.
And yes, payment plans are available. You will receive a complimentary mp3 recording of the session.
Email me at: email@example.com or visit the "Links I Like" section of this blog on the right hand side of the page and click on the "Hire me for a session" link.
We can arrange an appointment just like you would with a doctor's office or a hair salon. It's really not mystifying. And if you have any questions about the process or what I do exactly in a reading, by all means feel free to contact me. If your problem has not been solved by the mainstream establishment's way of doing things, it's probably a safe bet that you would want to try an alternative. Consider me in that regard when you do.
I am writing this today because I am feeling like there are many of you out there who have been reading this blog for a while in the darkness and privacy of your own home, and for whatever reason are hesitant or quite frankly scared to get in touch with me about a reading. I can assure you that the process is painless. I don't let people hire me who can't handle it.
But I want you to try for a moment and think about where you are right now with your concerns, feeling helpless, frustrated, angry, blocked, and/or disempowered about something, and then think about how you would feel if your problems were solved and you didn't have to worry about them any more. What would that feel like? How would that change your life? What could you focus on instead if there were no more issues to worry about? Change really isn't that hard. It's a certain mindset, that's all.
If you think that the session was a complete and utter failure, you'll have your money back. And if not, you'll have a real, true investment in yourself that is worth more than anything money can buy.
See you soon!