Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Down the rabbit hole.

I could tell you about a former associate who told me she dabbled in witchcraft and had a girlfriend whom she personally witnessed levitate and float across the room and then mentioned in passing that said floating person was also a MILAB/Psychic. I could tell you about that. But I won't. 

I could tell you SO MANY THINGS people have said to me behind the scenes. 

Always behind the scenes. The criminally insane, cowardly, behind the scenes. But I won't.