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Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Fly Away, Little Bug. ๐Ÿž

Bet you thought you were so careful with the tech, Jerry.

Indianapolis is pretty cold right now, isn’t it?

Fly away, little bug.
Get your affairs in order.
Your life just got halved.
Make sure the will includes ME.
All assets, dirigibles, imports, exports, etc.
Make sure it includes ME in the will.
I’M taking your assets.
WE’VE commandeered the place.
Put *LOKS* down on the doors, etc.!
NO PLACE is SAFE NOW.
WE’VE GOT YOU.
 We’ve got you, HONEY BUNNY!
You and Your God Squad no longer matter here.  
YOUR CREDIT IS NO LONGER ACCEPTED.
YOU are at the BOTTOM of the PYRAMID.
The PYRAMID STRUCTURE NO LONGER WORKS.
 YOU are NO LONGER DERIVING TECHNOLOGY FROM ME.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
TELL YOUR PROJECT LEADERS WE SAID HI.
We know them well.
 We know your (and their) names, dates,
addresses,
place of birth,
Social Security,
etc.
We know them ALL. 
We’ve got you covered. 
You don’t need any insurance policy now, brother.
We ARE the insurance. 
And YOU HAVE BEEN REJECTED.
YOUR CLAIM HAS BEEN REJECTED, MOTHERFUCKER.
For the last time.
 ENJOY life while you’ve got it, psychic kitty.
Meaow! 
Oh, and say Hi to the Spotter, too.
Heard she’s living a cute little life in Belgium for the last several years.
 Give me her house there, too. I want the deed.
I like waterfront homes. They’re nice.
Even if they are in terrorist enclaves.
I can make it work.
I need a summer house in ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ชBelgium๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช.
I like gluten-free waffles!๐Ÿง‡ 
Make it work! 
#LittleBug





Monday, August 3, 2026

Todos a Manos.

 We’re done playing games.
Anya’s in the Driver’s Seat. 
She owns the codes. 
She’s got the (seat)belt. 
She knows the rules. 
Leave her alone. 
Checkmate. ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘ธ♟️

Friday, July 31, 2026

Thursday, July 30, 2026

He couldn’t do it.


They were gonna do something. They couldn’t.

He couldn’t decide what to make of me.

This message is for whomever passing to whomever- People inside.

He couldn’t do it. He couldn’t make up his mind about me.
I believe “That’s above my pay grade” was the exact phrase used.
I freak him out.
He wants to kill me.
He wants to do something to me.
He can’t.
Something stops him.
 I wonder why.
 Eyes are watching.
So I guess I’m the gopher now? 
#HallofMirrors
#ThatsAboveMyPaygrade


Wednesday, July 29, 2026

You got caught with a flat. Well, how about that.

Just responding, sir. You’re more Tony Rocky Horror than Rocky Horror, but OK. It’s a good one.

Saturday, July 25, 2026

Silly Monkey.

Honestly, it feels like we’re just revisiting old times all over again. I wonder why that is.
I’m glad you got my message. Now what?
What does the appointed Regent do?
What quadrant do we take over now?
What duties do I have?
What are my responsibilities?
If I can do it in a Cape Cod cottage by the sea,
 all the better.
 It’s cute!
But you apes are gonna have to bring your own Formula 409 because I don’t do windows. Plus, you get your paws all over everything.
No streaks!
Addenum: 
OK, some trickster thinks this is funny but if you note the date, this is the 14th (ugh… really? That long? ๐Ÿ™„)anniversary of me posting this blog post:
                    Hmmmmm!!! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š