Well Gosh.

There’s a few of you on the inside who are awfully mopey emo boys. You’re welcome-  I’m flattered, I guess! 

I start fires, they burn and they burn and I let them out with a dark touch and then I burn them again and I open the portal and I let them in and all is well in the world
and then I sniff the fire out with two hands.

Don’t you worry, pal. It’s not so mopey now.