Do You Like Our Owl?

This is what they're showing you. What they're not showing you is even more terrifying

Why does the media always say at the end of these articles "Realistically, though, we’re a long way away from such applications "?  

Bullshit.

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/135207-harvard-creates-cyborg-flesh-thats-half-man-half-machine

Here's some evidence something entirely not kosher is happening to me:

http://anyaisachannel.blogspot.com/2011/03/anomalous-object-showed-up-on-my-tooth.html

and some more high weirdness:

http://anyaisachannel.blogspot.com/2012/04/re-marks-on-body-courtesy-of-gizeh.html

http://anyaisachannel.blogspot.com/2013/06/more-in-truth-is-stranger-than-fiction.html